Imagine your OTP stuck in an elevator after they’ve had a fight.
every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters
do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing
Books do make the best weapons! For arguments as well as, um, bashing.
I must remember this on da streets and in da hood.
the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.
this picture pisses me off so fucking much. THIS FUCKING PICTURE OF GOD DAMN COOKIE DOUGH. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN YOU BAKE FUCKING COOKIES, THEY SPREAD OUT AND ELONGATE. THESE COOKIES ARE PRACTICALLY TOUCHING EACHOTHER. THIS IS GONNA END UP BEING A DAMN COOKIE CAKE. ARE U SHITTING ME HAVE YOU NEVER BAKED COOKIES BEFORE. YOU CAN NOT BAKE 32 INDIVIDUAL COOKIES ON A PAN MADE FOR 16 MAXIMUM. motherfucker
shit gets real in the baking fandom
i guess you could say they were
yes i am a boy. yes that is a banana in my pocket. no i am not happy to see you
"i mean of course i’m happy to see you, I’m sure you’re lovely, but i’m just not HAPPY to see you. like, penis happy"
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